I lie in bed and reminisce about the first time I met Bola’s father.
It was a beautiful night in May. I just got my first job and the girls took me out to celebrate. TY picked the bar, Black Hearts, a trendy urban bar catering to the young and chic crowd. She also picked this bar because of the rumours of it been a hang out spot for eligible bachelors.
I remember trying on a million and one things in my wardrobe before I finally settled for a black halter neck gown with blue pumps and gold accessories. I looked gorgeous (if I must say so myself). At 7:30pm, TY and Chichi arrived at my house. TY wore a one-shoulder nude top, blue jeans with brown ankle length boots. Her accessory was a simple stud to her ears. She pulled her hair up in a ponytail and left her neck bare. She looked simple but very chic and classy. Chichi, on the other hand, wore a black long sleeve top with a short floral print wrap skirt and black wedges to match. She let her hair down and wore a beautiful faux pearl chain on her neck. She looked very breathtakingly beautiful.
On our way to the bar, a bottle of champagne materialised from only God and TY knows where. TY popped the bottle as we screamed with delight. I thought it was stupid that we drank it at the back of a taxi, straight from the bottle. The taxi driver must have thought we were crazy. My friends and I were happy, who cared what a grumpy old man thought?
We got to Black Hearts at 8:30pm. The place was bright, colourful and filled with beautiful people. There was a live band playing in the bar. I was happy. We made our way to a table and settled in for a night of fun and excitement.
After two bottles of champagne and several glasses of red wine, I think I was drunk enough to take TY’s bet. I was to walk up to a guy and ask him to dance. I drowned my glass and slurred “Watch me”. Five minutes later, they started laughing.
“What are you laughing at?” I asked
“Sweetie, you know you have to leave the table to do it, right?” TY answered
“Oh, sorry”
“No problem, we’ll just sit back and watch you, but I bet you can’t do it”
“Shut up, I can too”
Chichi began cheering me in a sing song voice.
“Go Kemi, go kemi, go kemi”.
I stood in a hurry, felt dizzy and sat back down. The girls giggled. I was going to show them that I was brave enough to have fun. Before I stood up again, I heard a baritone voice ask me “Will you like to dance?” I looked up and the face before me looked like it belonged to a god.
“Am I in heaven?” I lifted my hands to touch his face. It broke into a smile.
“Girls, I think I’m in heaven” I sighed.
The girls broke into uncontrollable laughter. I looked at them and thought it was weird that they were laughing at the fact that I was in heaven.
“You are so going to hell you two” I exclaimed
“Will you like to dance?” he asked me again
“Of course I will” so we made our way to the dance floor with the girls cheering us on. We danced a bit before he struck up a conversation.
“You’re very funny”
“Really? It must be the alcohol”
He laughed out loud.
“I couldn’t help but eavesdrop on your conversation with your friends. I thought it’ll be nice to dance with you before you pick someone else, I hope you don’t lose the bet because I asked you. I’m Kunle and you are?”
“Drunk, very drunk. I hope you don’t mind taking me back to my table, I’m feeling very dizzy”
“Ok but do I get your name and number?”
“I’m sorry but no. I hope you don’t mind”
“No problem”
“Thanks”
He took me back to the table. Before I could catch my breath, the girls were at me.
Chichi: “Spill now”
“We danced, that’s all”
TY: “what do you mean “that’s all”? Didn’t he ask for your number and all that?”
“Yes, he did but I said no and he acted like an A-class gentleman and let the matter rest”
They looked at me like I had a moustache and a beard.
TY: “Are you out of your frigging mind? That guy is hot and you said what?”
Chichi: “She must be drunk, let’s get her out of here”
TY: “Gimme a minute, I’ll be right back”
“Don’t you dare” I screamed. Chichi and I knew what TY was up to.
“Well someone has to do it and since you won’t I might as well” and off she went to give my number to Kunle. My girlfriends always wanted to hook me up and whenever I passed up the opportunity they went behind my back and did it anyway. I wasn’t angry but I faked it.
She came back to the table. “Now, we can leave”
Kunle did not call me until five weeks had passed. I was very sober and very busy. The minute he mentioned his name, the evening came back to. He asked me out to dinner, I said yes and the rest was history. We got married two years after that dinner, had Bola two years and nine months into our marriage and twelve years later a divorce.
Where did it all go wrong?
Like d way I had to go back to d top @ d end..Intresting post
thank you. i’m glad you like it. I also hope you read it all.
hilarious… this piece is so captivating, just after reading the first paragraph, you’ll be eager to know what will be the end of the story
thank you Segun.
I lobe your write up, I easily connect.